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 An Idiot's Ballard, the sequel to A Crazy Story


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Posted: Aug 1 2003, 09:34 PM
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NY NY 2004. The World is unknowing of the events of July 28 1999.Because of an anemsia ray. Steve Irwin thinks it was just a video game that sucked!(If this doesn't make sense read the forum A Crazy Story, you add the chapters)

Now we return to the now prospering Super Zoo, the only Zoo contain every animal in zoo tycoon and a few ones that no one know about. In this adventure we join Billy Sampson in the Primate House.
"Those are some cool monkeys, right Billy" said Billy's mom.
"How you stupid(bad word), they are apes you dumb***" sassed Billy. His mother starts to cry, Billy leaves now to venture in the Creteceous Park section in Super Zoo which is closed for maintence. He slips past the DRT and other workers and into an exhibit called Valley of the Kings.
"Ha, Mummy Exhibit. Ha!" he stated. He notices what seems to be a broken containment unit and large foot prints, but he think it's for show like the path at the Dino Kids area where he stuck a cherry bomb in the Toilet(he is a bad kid). He hears thunder and looks to the sky. Not a cloud he says to himself. Suddenly a hear shattering roar comes from the Monkey Puzzle Tree forest. He turns to see the tyrant king himself. He runs, which is very stupid, he should of followed the directions on the 20 signs that quoted Dr. Grant(a head researcher on dinosaurs at super zoo) he runs into the Rock Cave. He is lucky, he wasn't followed. He sees a pile of wires, with sparks flying out. He notices a what is a prostec eye and arm.
"Hey kid come here." the voice seems to be coming the scrap metal.
He nears the pile of metal. A lower evil laugh comes from.
"Thank you kid." snickers the metal pile.
Billy touches the metal. Goosebumps cover his body like jelly on bread.
"HA HA HA"
The wires grab Billy.They go in him. He tries to scream, but he can't! He begins to morph. The eye and arm connect to him. A white Lab coat generates from no where. An evil high pitched laughter fills the cave.
"I coming for you Super Croc Hunter" said the dark figure "HA HA HA HA HA"
The new creature comes from the rock cave. The Tyrannosaur hids in the forest.
"Prepare for Dr. Dumbguy rencairnated, ha ha ha ha"
<End Chapter 1>

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Good Day mates I'm steve irwin and today I will wrestle a dienosuchus!!!
I am really a dinosaur. Don't believe??? check my picture!!!!
Ma always said life was like a box of chocolates,you never know want you'll get


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Posted: Aug 1 2003, 09:57 PM
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Meanwhile on the alien mothership.....
"They may have defeated my pathetic minions, but my firstmate DarkFigure shall take care of them! Super Croc Hunter shall regret messing with the Space Pirates of Troblock V!!!"says a regal looking aliens."Prepare for an army of Dumbguy robots!!!!!"


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Meanwhile, Steve Irwin is again extracting waste from the ocean. He again gets super powers, only its speed. As he cleans out the ocean more, signs of the truth appear.

Suddenly, a loch ness monster appears on shore. "We have a lot to talk about," it said.

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And now Water Tornados are here!!! Get them now!

Notice: Can the two people who downloaded it before 9:33 p.m. of 8/17/03 (in US pacific coast time) please redownload it. There was an error in the first version up before 9:33 pm. Thanks.


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Posted: Aug 1 2003, 10:12 PM
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"Who are you???" cried an alarmed Croc hunter.
"What you talking about Willis I mean Steve!" stated Nessie
"You're Plesiosaurus, and talking to boot!!! Crinkey! I got to capture you!!!" yelled Irwin!
"First I'm an Elasmosaurus, and two I will bite you in that spot, You know the one! Nessie barked. " I am a member of the Crypto-Friends, we fight for good, justice, and the cryptozoological way." Steve faints.
***Two hours later***
"Whoa, I had the weirdest dream I saw the loch nes....AHHHHHHHHH!" Steve screamed. The Cryptofriends along with President Mojo(the monkey president of the USA, who made the US a credator nation again).
"Ho ha ha.... I mean hello Steve" The monkey said, "We need your help, the aliens you defeated 5 years ago set up a back up plan."
"WHAT"
"Dr. Dumbguy has taken over the body of the greatest child deliquient in the US when he visited Super Zoo 2 days ago."
"WHAT"
"Get the memory back up file gun"
WoooooooooooooooooooBang.
"I will help you President Mojo"
"Ok the main cpu back file of Dr. Dumbguy was still in Super Zoo after the battle. It took over a computerized eye and leg and wires. Now it has assumed human form. He will contacted the fleet in 3 days. Can you help us."
"I already said yes"

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Good Day mates I'm steve irwin and today I will wrestle a dienosuchus!!!
I am really a dinosaur. Don't believe??? check my picture!!!!
Ma always said life was like a box of chocolates,you never know want you'll get


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"oh and take this, it'll counter the effect of the amnesia ray" says Bigfoot as he hands Steve a potion.

Steve drinks the potion and looks around. "where's thunderbird?" he inquires.

Yeti looks at him sadly and says"He was taken by the aliens and is being tortured"

"What kind of torture?" asks Steve.

"Theyr're using him to power a 100,000,000,000 lightbulbs while looking straight at the sun close up." says Bigfoot with some tears in his eyes.

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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 10:29 AM
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Meanwhile, the trix rabbit was plotting to get rid of all the world's children, when he was attacked by a giant alligator man. The X-men joined in and they formed an alliance w/ the trix rabbit, who changed his evil ways. Meanwhile a gundam piloted by an evil gecko/hamster hybrid saved steve and the crypto friends by eating the bad guys w/ a giant spork of doom. Dr dumbguy sprouts wings and tries to escape but is hit w/ a banjo and toasted by the giant robot's spork kamehameha. the bad guys are then eaten, but start to eat the robot from the inside.

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"You are a fool. I am going to crush you and throw you into the wind."~Vegeta-DBZ


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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 11:26 AM
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Meanwhile a higher being said"I got to pay more attention these Idiots"
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In the country of France, the French some how gained courage in battle. This was on account the Aliens were using it as there headquarters and replace the army with french waiters and robots.
"Now we must now show the world we're serious." said the 3 ft tall 8 ft wide alien who looked like that hitler-guy-lady-thingy.
"Ahh sir, you have a chocolate over your upper lip and between your nose." said Bob the alien.
"Ohh thanks"
"Your Welcome, sir Galopdoejmfkeihkknhfjhdfuhgjhurhiknuwuwrjkoejpoophead the third."
"Hey hey hey call me Ineeda mamda Hugnkiss"
Two days later they took over Euro Disney World. Europe rejoiced!


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Good Day mates I'm steve irwin and today I will wrestle a dienosuchus!!!
I am really a dinosaur. Don't believe??? check my picture!!!!
Ma always said life was like a box of chocolates,you never know want you'll get


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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 11:35 AM
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The aliens then start thinking of a plan.

"How about we just bomb this planet?" Ineeda mamda Hugnkiss thought.

"But we'll kill ourselves in the process!" Bob said.

"What about our ship?"

"You told us to make Dr. Dumbguys out of it."

"Hmmm, that's right," I.M.H. thought. (I.M.H. stands for Ineeda mamda Hugnkiss)

Suddenly, I.M.H. leaps to his control panel and pushes the big red button. "Mom always said not to push it even during an emergency!" he/she said. "Now it's more than an emergency."

The alien base starts to count down: "Self-destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7 . . ."

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And now Water Tornados are here!!! Get them now!

Notice: Can the two people who downloaded it before 9:33 p.m. of 8/17/03 (in US pacific coast time) please redownload it. There was an error in the first version up before 9:33 pm. Thanks.


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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 02:14 PM
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Sorry but the rest of the story was lost but the friendly people in someplace fixed it, enjoy
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Steve Irwin breaks in followed by Crypto-Friends.
"You can't stop me Croc Hunter" said IMH
"Ohh Yeah prepare for............................................BIG AMERICAN DANCE PARTY"
Jay and Silent Bob, Anime Characters, T-rex, the Simpsons, and Ted Turner start dancing with the Cryptofirends and Irwin.
IMA explodes into sweet sweet candy. Without their leader the French give up. The B-2 go home.
The world is saved..... or is it????
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In Super Zoo, Dr. Dumbguy who just gained free will, constructed mecha-monster who looks a tad like a favorite japanese pop icon.
And using a nuclear bomb in the T-rex pen.
BOOM!!!
"Shoot, I just repired Super Zoo!" was the last words of new zoo director.
Deja-vu.
The Dust clears, but two giant shadows appear.....

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Good Day mates I'm steve irwin and today I will wrestle a dienosuchus!!!
I am really a dinosaur. Don't believe??? check my picture!!!!
Ma always said life was like a box of chocolates,you never know want you'll get


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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 03:56 PM
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Mean while a ufo followed by Thunderbird land next to the alien base.

The ufo opens and a blue robot in a white tuxedo steps out."I am agent 1000101 of the Andro Prime Intellegence. The United Planets would like to thank you for turning the universe's most wanted criminal into candy. We also wish that the Cryptofriends and the Mr. Irwin would join our ranks and help stop the remaining members of IMH's gang. "



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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 04:41 PM
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Steve and the Crypto friends join but made a deal to protect their planet only and not go buzzing throughout the universe. They go for a search for IMH and with the aid of agent 1000101, find their base in around France.

"What happened here?" Steve wonders. The whole place had been reduced to rubble.

Agent 1000101 finds a DVD recording and plays it on Steve's new car(it has a DVD player inside with TV set). IMH appears and tries to squeeze through a doorway. However, he's too wide and ends up having to blast his way in. The room is the control area where all the controls are. The scene reshows the argument of IMH about a plan. Then IMH pushes a red button and . . . BOOM!

The screen then blacks out, and the shows over.

This post has been edited by flamethrower on Aug 2 2003, 04:42 PM

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And now Water Tornados are here!!! Get them now!

Notice: Can the two people who downloaded it before 9:33 p.m. of 8/17/03 (in US pacific coast time) please redownload it. There was an error in the first version up before 9:33 pm. Thanks.


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Posted: Aug 2 2003, 05:03 PM
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The world has returned to normal, mostly that is........
Humans now have the ability to fly through space at the speed of light thanks to President Mojo's bargaining abilities
Godzilla battles MechaGodzilla every night at the Superzoo memorial Stadium.
and Dr. Dumbguy, well he isn't done yet.
The End

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Good Day mates I'm steve irwin and today I will wrestle a dienosuchus!!!
I am really a dinosaur. Don't believe??? check my picture!!!!
Ma always said life was like a box of chocolates,you never know want you'll get


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